Mel Gibson
I hate to sound like I think I’m so hip and ahead of the trends, but I hated Mel Gibson long before he was "officially" an asshole.
I also hate to sound too cool for Hollywood movies. I fucking love Hollywood movies. Most of my life spent in frenzied anticipation for the next time I get to hear a Magical Negro warn a grizzled dude who is ‘too old for this shit’ about some half-assed CGI cartoons biting off his large large penis-shaped weapon.
But Jesus Mary Motherfucker, Mel Gibson movies are the most Hollywood bullshit in the world. I’m glad I’ll never have to watch another fucking movie about how a psychic gynaecologist uses his magical powers to randomly rape chicks, and not have this movie be a surreal horror film or a shitty episode of Star Trek.
God fuck it, his movies are so fucking Hollywood, you’d think he was a fucking scientologist. Only scientologists can make movies that fucking redundant and boring. He’s got every stupid fucker in Southern California wrapped so tightly around his dick that I’m sure in 2007 when his Aztec Braveheart movie comes out, they’ll create a new Oscar for ‘Hates Kykes the Most’.
